Who is that good looking couple in the back seat making you laugh?
It’s Hartzell, Spencer, and The Crew.
We’re here to make the wheels feel like they are spinning just a little bit faster while you’re on the grind.
We’ll sit shotgun if you promise to get us there on time. Or if you get us there late. TBH, we don’t really care when we get there, because we’re having fun no matter what.
Buckle up, we’re take the scenic route, because what’s the point if we’re not having fun.
Hartzell has been riding in cars literally his entire life. He’s really, really good at it. I hope you don’t mind a little smoke in the car, because I can pretty much guarantee we’re hot-boxing this whip.
Spencer? No clue. Never met him, but I’m told she is funny. Or does he look funny. I don’t know. Maybe he likes things that are funny. Either way, Hartzell says he doesn’t suck, so I guess we’ll take his word for it.
We Listen to You
This isn't a podcast. This is a movement. You're part of the show, so let's have a conversation.
We are The Gig
We've been grinding since Uber was an twinkle in Pinto's eye. We're in this thing together.
We'll get Your Ride Bumpin'
Sometimes your ass goes a little bit numb because you're 11 hours into a shift. It happens. It happens a little less when you're hanging with us.
Our Voices are Louder Together
Let's be real, it's time to make our voices heard. We're sick of shareholders filling their pockets with money that should be in ours. Together, they can't stop us.
I don’t know why anyone would listen to this garbage. I’d rather watch Fear Factor reruns with the Proud Boys.
The Joe Rogan Experience
*Joe Rogan never said this.
I couldn’t imagine a more charming host. What amazing manners. I couldn’t be more proud of him.
He wishes
I’ve been waiting for someone who knew what it was like to be a gig worker and who gave a shit about me.
Seriously
